She laid on every cold surface after her haircut, but this was her favorite
Are we not going to talk about the Fry portrait in the background?
Do you have any advice for kids today ?
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
Plot twist: “YOU RUINED INTO MY WALL. I’M GOING TO SUE YOU.”
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
trying to describe the last 3 years using only 1D song titles x
I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned